Social Media Fails

Social Media Fails

Hey everyone! I have a silly and fun post for today. As a Community Manager at a social media agency, people tend to assume I am an expert on all things social media. I will neither confirm nor deny that, but what I will confirm is that I was not always adept at navigating social networks.

In honor of Throwback Thursday, I thought I would share some of my more hilarious/painful/awkward posts from my high school days. You’re welcome.

Facebook:

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Such depth. I was always destined to be a great writer.

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Putting a voice behind the important issues in our society. Shelly for president!

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I had a life I promise….

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Spoiler alert: Taylor Lautner does not read my Facebook posts. Also, what is he up to these days? There’s no way Twilight was really his peak right?

Twitter:

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This was my first ever tweet. I apparently thought capitalization wasn’t important on Twitter.

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If only Twitter had the capabilities to attach links when referencing articles so people knew what you were talking about!

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My Twilight obsession was apparent on both Twitter and Facebook. Great…

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My inner musical theater nerd just couldn’t help but post obscure lyrics from Rent without any indication that I was quoting something. I bet I tweeted this around midnight and thought I was super clever too. 

 

Well there you go! Clearly I was not always skilled at social media, but I’d like to think I’ve improved my style over the years. Check out my profiles to decide for yourself!

 

 

Book Review: The Circle

Book Review: The Circle

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We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately calibrated between the known and the unknown? That our souls need the mysteries of night and the clarity of day?

I’m back with my second book review (check out my first if you haven’t already).  This time the book is a novel, and is much more serious and thrilling than Amy Poehler’s book, though there were some humorous aspects as well. The book is called The Circle, and is written by Dave Eggers. Quotes including “chilling”, “prophetic” and “powerful” adorn the cover, and I couldn’t agree more with those descriptors.

The story does not include any specific dates, but I imagine it to be set 5 to 10 years in the future. Mae is a woman in her mid-twenties, who has finally landed her dream job at the biggest and fastest growing technology company in the world: The Circle. The company has invented a completely new social networking site called Zing, which has replaced all other social sites and is basically a combination of all of them. You also only have one online persona; one username and one password for everything from banking to email. This eliminates the possibility of cyber bullying because there is no more anonymity. No more fake profiles. Sounds pretty nice, doesn’t it?

My sister Caroline (who actually read the book this summer for college and recommended I read it) put it very nicely. She said: “All of the ideas and concepts in the book make sense and are brilliant ideas, until you look more closely at them and learn more information.” This is exactly right. The plot is a bit slow at first, and you are given a lot of details that seem pointless, but towards the middle everything starts to build and suddenly you realize that this company is not at all what you thought it was. Small details jump out as red flags from the beginning, and then by the end you want to scream at Mae to wake up and realize what is happening!

So what is happening, you may be wondering? Well, in an effort to not give any major spoilers and ruin the entire book (because you really should read it) I will talk about one of the main themes in the book and how it plays out through the story, leaving out specific plot points and just talking generally. That theme is privacy. From fairly early on, it is apparent that privacy concerns as we know them today have vanished, at least at this company. The Circle seems to be a bit obsessed with being open and transparent online. Two of their slogans are: Privacy is theft! and Secrets are lies! 

We all have that friend on social media who shares way too much information, whether that is the status updates about her breakup, Instagram photos of every single meal she eats, or frequent angry tweets about her political views. By all means, share as much or as little as you’d like, but we all know that person who seems to go over the line, am I right? Anyway, imagine that instead of this being one person, it is now the majority. That’s right, everyone has drunk the cool aide and transformed into classic over-sharers. And what’s more, people seem to think it is normal. 

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The idea of over-sharing and lack of privacy translates onto the video medium as well, and although there is no YouTube anymore, it reminded me a lot of vloggers on YouTube who share intimate details of their life for millions of viewers to see. Without giving too much away, imagine that the idea of vlogging caught on to such an extent that everyone, from an average person to a Congressman, was sharing their life through video, except that they were live streams and not edited the way vlogs are today. The two slogans I mentioned become increasingly important, to the extent where people are expected to share their life with everyone else at all times, with no secrets and no privacy. Ever.

This book really made me think about how addicted we all are to social media and technology, and how realistic it actually seems for the events depicted in this novel to come true. Why is it that we feel the need to share so much with the world? And why do we love to learn so much about others? I am just as guilty as the next person. I love watching vlogs, and I can feel a sick obsession growing inside me to learn more about the people behind the camera. And I obviously like sharing stories from my own life online, because I have a blog.

However, could it be that we are robbing ourselves of fully living in the moment, if all of our days are spent thinking about the best status update or the catchiest caption for a photo? I went to ACL Music Festival this past weekend, and the whole time I could feel my hand itching to grab my phone and take a picture or send a snapchat; something to prove to the world that I had been there. But then I thought “why not just enjoy it and save the memory in my mind rather than online?” And believe it or not, I didn’t end up taking a single picture or video. I am oddly proud of my restraint.

 

Let me know what you thought of this book if you read it, or any of your thoughts on the themes of privacy, social media addiction and over-sharing! I’d love to hear your opinions. And as always, follow me if you enjoyed this blog, and connect with me on social media if you’d like! Yes, I do see the irony in this statement. 😛

La vida sin un iPhone

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For those of you who haven’t heard, I have now been iPhone-free for three weeks. And no, I am not “like totally dying” without it. But there are definitely things that I miss.

Things I miss:

1) Snapchat. Yes, I do realize how pathetic it is that this is #1. Don’t judge me.

2) Pretending to text in awkward situations. Flip phones just don’t have the same effect, somehow.

3) Viber. I miss texting and calling my friends and family. And I miss the funny stickers. Sorry Facebook messaging, but you just don’t compare.

4) Instagram. The ironic thing is that I barely ever even posted pictures to Instagram, but now that I can’t, I have a strong urge to capture every meal that I eat and every pretty sunset that I see.

5) Completely unrelated, but since this is a list of things I miss, I’m gonna go ahead and put it out there that I miss Mexican food like crazy. Spanish food is delicious, but I would give anything for some chips and queso right now.

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Taking photos would have knocked Snapchat out of first place if I hadn’t bought myself a camera today. I was really smart and didn’t bring an actual camera to Spain, thinking I would just use my iPhone. Flawless plan right? Well, as it turns out, getting my phone stolen threw a wrench into my whole not-having-a-camera plan. Luckily I haven’t taken any trips out of Seville in the last few weeks so I haven’t really needed to take pictures, but the next month and a half will be travel-filled so I definitely needed a camera.

So today I journeyed to my local Fnac (Spain’s version of Best Buy. Still not sure if it’s pronounced phonetically or F-N-A-C). The man who helped me was very nice and helpful, and answered all of my questions (which basically consisted of me asking which was the best camera for under 100 euros). He pointed out three that he thought were the best, and I settled on a purple Canon because A) Go frogs! and B) The price was usually a lot higher, and it includes WiFi so you can upload photos to your computer or phone (for those of you who still have a phone) when connected to WiFi.

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Tomorrow I am going on a day trip to Itálica, a little town about 20 minutes away from Seville, so I will get to test it out there. Wish me luck! I’m hoping I will be satisfied with the camera and can continue using it when I go home, even after I get a new phone.

Though losing my iPhone was obviously not an ideal situation, I always like to look on the bright side of situations in life. So here is a list of good things that have come from losing my phone:

1) Instead of looking like that dumb American who can’t take her eyes off of her phone, I just look like that dumb American

2) My people-watching has been on point. I wouldn’t get to see all of the adorable Spanish children, the hilarious street performers, or the couple awkwardly making out on the metro if my face was barried in my phone

3) When my alarm goes off to wake me up in the morning, I actually get out of bed and start my day instead of wasting 10 minutes laying there checking all of my social media sights

4) I am not constantly searching for a cafe with a WiFi zone so that I can see if I have any new Snapchats. I can go to that random cafe that I’ve always wanted to try without feeling like it’s a waste because they don’t have free WiFi

5) I have one last thing to worry about losing. I have enough trouble keeping track of my metro card, my wallet, the key to my apartment, and my oh-so-snazzy black flip phone without adding an expensive iPhone to the mix

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Anyway, for those of you who have also lost your phone or had it stolen, or for those of you who may be thinking about taking a break from your phone (if any of you exist) I am a success story to prove it can be done. I, Shelly Crossland, am living without an iPhone. And I’m doing just fine.

Well, I’m off to go eat a meal without taking a picture of it, wonder what funny faces I’m missing on Snapchat, and make cute Spanish families feel uncomfortable by staring a little too long.

Until next time,

-Phone-free Shelly

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